Oh colour printer
And your slow-rolling duplex,
Consuming my youth.

Accelerator –
Your best friend when you’re about
To miss the shuttle.

Epitome of
Artistic ingenuity –
Arial, size…thirteen.

Stomach heaves, heart beats.
Trying to recall if I
Left out the hyphen.

Pre-mixed or kosong?
Now that is the real secret
To fruitful meetings.

Dear external guests
Yes, please feel free to arrive
At Block C AND A.

Internal memos,
Elegant verbosity
Truly becomes you.

Ah, latte, fruit, pao
Quite a balanced breakf- oh crap!
Touch and go empty.